we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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