Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I understand Curling. That high.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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