Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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