my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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