I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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