I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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