I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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