real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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