Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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