hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
handjob tips. give me some.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
My vagina is officially offended.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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