Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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