How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
If I die, sorry about rent.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Randomize
