You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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