She's JV to your varsity
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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