The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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