Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
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