i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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