i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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