ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
She just used a chaser for red wine.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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