How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I just gift wrapped bread.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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