Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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