S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
