I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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