i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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