dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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