I don't think brook has ever known best
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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