we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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