but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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