Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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