Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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