It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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