Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
