She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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