i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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