I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
whose parrot is this?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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