i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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