Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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