Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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