Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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