I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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