is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
