I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I wish i was in the wii world.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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