wanna go halves on a baby?
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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