Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
what day is it and did you see me today?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize