It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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