i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
sarcasm needs its own font
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
