was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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