Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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