love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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