The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm at about main and main street
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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