i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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